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April 21, 2000
Not that anyone admits to such things, but those who can remember the Spice
Girl's video for "Viva Forever" were graced with a cameo appearance by the
1980's most famous inert celebrity -- the Rubik's Cube. Despite being a
glorified hula-hoop for the mind, its imprint on the collective psyche remains
strong, while other superstars from the decade of greed -- Alf, Mr. T and Steve
Guttenburg -- can't get arrested in Hollywood.
All but forgotten from the puzzle fad are the "How to Solve the Cube" books
which prevented millions of people from going insane. Many were anonymous rush
jobs designed to make a quick buck before the gravy train derailed, but "You Can
Do The Cube" was brimming with personality since it was written by thirteen
year-old "schoolboy cubemaster" Patrik Bossert. I found myself wondering what
had happened to Patrik. Had he become an alcoholic paparazzi punching
brat-packer?
I managed to interview Patrik in August of 1998 via e-mail and discovered that
fame has been quite kind. Now married with two children, 30-year-old Patrik is
the Technical Director of WSP Business Technology Ltd. Luckily, he hasn't
forgotten his roots and was kind enough to elaborate on cube sex appeal,
drinking too much beer and American merchandising absurdities.
Did you write all of the Cube book yourself? I ask only because you were 13 at
the time.
Yes. Entirely by myself, including the diagrams. I got my dad to check it, and
he pointed out a couple of edge-piece 'tricks' I had failed to cover, but I
filled in the blanks.
How many copies did the book end up selling?
It sold 1.5 million world-wide. It was top of the US and UK best seller lists in
1981.
Did you get much money from it, considering the low price of the book?
The cover price was 85p. I received a small royalty and was taxed heavily, so,
you might say for a schoolboy I earned more than I could ever have dreamt of but
for a businessman it would be small change.
How did your schoolmates react to your book?
Mostly supportive. A bit of piss-take was inevitable, but it was a good (local
comprehensive) school so the possible bullying scenario you hear kids who are a
bit "different" being subjected to never came about. I bought the school its
first three computers (Acorn BBC/Bs) which went down very well with both staff
and pupils. I tended to hang out with a slightly geeky set of friends in those
days.
Did it make you popular with the ladies?
Cubes . . . sexy? Nope . . . not at all. A good haircut, new wardrobe and a
complete change in lifestyle at 16 or 17 sorted that one though.
Yours was one of the only cube books with a person on the cover. Do you think
this helped your book's success?
Penguin specifically played on the "schoolboy whizz-kid" image to market the
book, so yes it did help. They even straightened out my bowl haircut for me. How
nice!
Who is that guy on the cover with you? Do you still keep in contact with him?
He's called Jake Wherry. I sold the solution at school in a photocopy form for
50p a shot, and it was Jake who bought one and showed it to his dad, who
happened to be a talent scout for Penguin Books. It was by way of a thank you
for the introduction that I included him on the cover. I haven't seen him in
about 15 years or so.
Did you ever get a chance to meet Erno Rubik?
Yes, on many occasions, both during radio and TV interviews and socially. He is
a charming man -- very modest and an engineer of the very best kind. I have an
original "Ideal" cube autographed by him, which as close as I can get to a
genuine family heirloom.
Did you do any in-store appearances? Any book signings?
Lots. I toured the UK, and was invited to judge all sorts of competitions,
endorse new puzzles, and do the full media circuit stuff. Publishing was pretty
set in its ways back then. A book signing tour was obligatory.
How did you handle the attention at such a young age? What was your parent's
reaction to the book?
I took it as it came, as I didn't know any different. Penguin helped keep it
manageable. My parents were proud and amazed, and did what they could to help.
Most of the time that meant my mum getting in the way of television crews or
accidentally appearing "in shot" with a pot of tea (we had a 10-man crew from
CNN in our conservatory one day. It was a huge squash and my mum was trying to
feed them her home-made biscuits), but they must have found it fun too.
Any other comments on the book?
The publicity was unreal -- I have loads of clippings, and I must have done over
100 interviews in three months. I also made an award-winning video, "You too can
do the cube" for Thorn EMI / Goldcrest, which was a weird thing. The producer
and director fell out big time because they were sleeping with the same
secretary/assistant, and I ended up suing the makers for non-payment of
royalties. That opened my eyes to what the video media industry is really like.
What are your hobbies and interests?
Mountain biking, finding fun things to do with my children - two boys aged 16
months and almost four. I used to play guitar (15 years, many bands, and an
indy-chart single) but I have no time for that any more.
Have you given your children a cube?
Yes. Harry (the eldest) is still working on it.
I saw a cube in Hamley's (the largest toy store in London). Do you think the
cube will ever be as popular as it once was?
It is very "in vogue" with all the 80s stuff at the moment. The cube image is
being used on magazine covers, posters, and even one of the Spice Girl videos.
It is more of an icon than anything else. The future is on the net. Kids aren't
into brain teaser puzzles they can carry around with them, unless they are wired
to the Internet or have Internet "cool" factor about them.
When was the last time someone contacted you regarding the Cube book?
I get letters from time to time. I received hundreds in the years following the
release of the book. Many letters were addressed to "Patrick Bossert, London."
That is the best address I have ever had in my life. I bet it doesn't work these
days.
Did being a young, semi-celebrity shape you in any way?
It broadened my mind to what you can achieve if you have good ideas and know how
to use the media. Politicians and corporates market themselves using PR
companies to give the right "spin" and create a brand image. Engineers are
useless at it, and wonder why engineering has such a poor image or why they
don't do well. I love engineering -- I am a scientist to the core -- but I have
learnt how to run a business and use the media to my advantage.
America is famous for the instant celebrity, and the instantly forgotten
celebrity. Do you think things would have been different if you had lived in
America?
I thank my lucky stars I didn't go through the same experience in America. I
love the country and have many friends there, BUT, the American media is full-on
and stops at nothing. I turned down several trips and loads of merchandising
deals with US companies, which included having my book (including a picture of
me) printed on bathroom tissue, amongst other things. I could have made more out
of those than out of the book royalties, but I'm pleased with the decisions I
made, even though such frivolities would have been long-forgotten by now. Fame
is transient at the best of times, regardless of the country.
Can you still solve the cube?
Yep. It takes me several minutes because I've forgotten all but the most basic
sets of moves. Too many beers in the last 17 years I think.
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