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Musical Tributes to Forks

With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, fork us. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you fork me? He loves his fork more than his freedom. He loves his fork more than his wife. I wanna fork just like Jesus Christ. I wanna fork just like J.F.K. I wanna fork on a sunny day. Sheena is, a fork rocker, Sheena is, a fork rocker now. No future. No future. No future. No fork either. Boys who like girls who like boys who like forks. Because you can't, you won't and you don't fork. There is a wait so long. You'll never wait so long. Here comes your fork. Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you, some of them want to abuse you, some of them want a fork. You see a faded sign by the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the fork shack. Sometimes I feel I've got to run away, I've got to get a fork. And if the feeling is right I'm going to fork all night, I'm going to fork to you. If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it. check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Fork, Fork, baby. Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, than give you my fork. That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my fork. I can feel it in my bones, I'm gonna spend another year along. Fork and run, fork and run. No I don't want to fall in love. No I don't want to fall in love with you. This world is only gonna break your fork. Drawn by the promise of the women and the lace. And the gold and the cotton and forks. The reflex is an only child, he's waiting for the fork. Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobblestones. Looking for forks and feeling groovy. Relax don't do it, when you wanna go to it. Relax don't do it, when you wanna fork. Too drunk to fork.

Read the inspiring Fork Zine Editorial.

Read Ryan's Advice Column for some wise words.